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MCP protocol of choice: stdin/stdout? WTF, man?

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Let’s talk about MCP. More specifically, let’s talk about using stdin/stdout as a protocol transport layer in the year of our Lord 2025.

Yes, yes—it’s universal. It’s composable. It works “everywhere.” It’s the spiritual successor to Unix pipes, which were cool at the time. The time when my Dad was hitting on my Mom. As an actual transport layer, stdin/stdout is a disaster.

Debugging Is Basically a Crime

Let’s say I want to create an MCP server in Python. Reasonable. Now let’s say I want to debug it. Set a breakpoint. Inspect variables. Use threads. Maybe spin up the LLM in the same process for context. You know, software engineering.

The moment you try to do this, you’re writing a debug driver. Congratulations. You are now:

  • Building a fake client to simulate a streaming LLM
  • Implementing bidirectional IO while praying the LLM doesn’t send surprise newline characters
  • Wrapping things in threads and/or asyncio or multiprocessing or whatnot other total fucking bullshit.

Been there. Twice:

  • Voitta’s Brokkoly: Thought I could run the LLM and the driver in one process. Spent 3 hours implementing queues, got it half-working, and realized I was debugging my own debug tool.
  • Samtyzukki: Round two. Same problem. Ended up with more abstraction layers than a Kafka conference.

Eventually, I just gave up and decided to use SSE (Server-Sent Events). Because you know what’s great about SSE? You can log things. You can see the messages. You can debug. It’s like rediscovering civilization after weeks of wilderness survival with only printf() and trauma.

 stdout Is Sacred, Until It Isn’t

Here’s the other problem. stdout is a shared space. You can’t count on it. Libraries will write to it. Dependencies will write to it. Your logger will write to it. Some genius upstream will write:

print(“INFO: falling back to CPU because the GPU is feeling shy today.”)

Congratulations. You just corrupted your transport. Your parser reads that as malformed JSON or a broken packet or an existential and spiritual crisis.

It’s not a bug. It’s a design decision—and not a good one.

This is the part where I invoke Rob Pike. Sorry. Not sorry.

In Go, to format a date, one doesn’t simply use YYYY-MM-DD. You do Mon Jan 2 15:04:05 MST 2006.

Because, I get it, we all need to get high once in a while. But srsly.

Oracle and JPDA

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I believed that I had to go through the pain to bridge DBMS_DEBUG to JDWP. I’ve already started to look into it, using GNU Classpath’s implementation. But it turns out that Oracle already supports debugging stored procedures with JPDA.

But all it does is that saves work on Dbdb, not makes it irrelevant. While adapting another debugger to JPDA is useful (and I may yet do it for something else), it is not the primary value of this project. It is in the unified call stack.

And David Alpern of Oracle claims they already have something like this, but it’s nowhere to be found. JDeveloper allows debugging stored procedures but the the single call stack, which is what I think is the ultimate value of Dbdb, is not there…