But all good things must come to an end. 11 years after the scheduled time, I am now a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science and Engineering from MIT:

Thanks be to:

• Professor Samuel Madden for signing off on my undergrad thesis.
• Professor Robert Berwick for graciously allowing me to finish an incomplete in a course.
• Anne Hunter, the Goddess of Course VI, for her unbelievable grace and patience with helping wayward idiots like myself navigate out of the mess they put themselves into, time and time again.